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Or Use a Cucumber
Ah, Faithful Acowlites! Welcome to 2006. And what more fitting a way to ring in the New Year could I choose than a post about penis size? And not just any penises. We’ve spared no expense and today...
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Happy New Year!
I hereby declare the Annual TCA Rasputin Poetry Competition open! (Really, why fight it?) My dear Acowlytes! Let me offer you all the best wishes for a happy, healthy and jape-filled 2008. Let the...
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OK. Time to review ’em. ___________________________________________________________________________ (Also, be sure to catch The Trailer over at Old Fish and Lemonade… Really, you do want to…)...
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Jurassic Pork
Reuters, Thursday, January 1: In what amounts to one of the most extraordinary technical achievements ever to ring in a New Year, scientists from the University of Xuanpu announced today that they...
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Psychic Pickle
Well Dear Acowlytes, the clocking over of the New Year is virtually guaranteed to bring out the loonies. Above is the cover from the new issue of some rag called Psychic Reader which I swiped off a...
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Sir Joey Polanski – A Tribute
The blogosphere is a funny place, defined as it is by ephemeral digital bits that flit around the planet at speeds that were once inconceivable, and turn up on luminous screens as words and pictures...
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Goodness! Is that the time?
How often have you noticed the numbers 11:11, 12:12, 10:10, 22:22, 12:34, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44 or 5:55 popping up all over the place? These number sequences are not necessarily only time prompts. They can...
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Bad Moon Rising
You know what they say, Faithful Cowpokes: ‘Better late than robots!’ Well, maybe only I say that. But you know what I’m getting at! I know some of you can barely keep your pants on in anticipation of...
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2012
[Click to embiggen] Ah, Acowlytes, Cowmrades and Cowpokes all! Welcome to the passing of another year on Tetherd Cow Ahead. It really doesn’t seem like a whole year since the last Rasputin...
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End Times
Faithful Acowlytes. If you’re reading this, then the world didn’t end in 2012. Oh, I know the Mayan calendar supposedly had us all vaporizing on December the 21st, but hey, I’m prepared to give those...
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Homeopathos
“Is there really a magazine called Homeopathy Today?” asked Violet Towne, when she saw me putting together this post. I’m afraid to say, dear Cowpokes, that the answer is yes, there is. Will they ever...
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